Our Menu
please tell your server if you have any allergies
shares & smalls
$12
mr potato head leek soup
housemade potato leek soup, scallions (gluten free, soy free)
$12
$10
garlic broccoli
garlic, crushed red pepper (gluten free, soy free)
$10
$13
muscles from brussels sprouts
herb oil, parm (gluten free, soy free)
$13
$11
fried green tomatoes
w/ vegan buttermilk batter, arugula, scallions,
chili lime aioli
$11
$11
buffalo cauliflower bites
buffalo breaded cauliflower, scallions, ranch dressing
$11
$10
pickle fries
fried pickles w/ ranch dressing
$10
$16
mushroom empanadas
two empanadas with roasted shiitake and cremini mushrooms, numu mozzarella, parm, avocado salsa verde
$16
$16
illmatic mac n’ cheese
elbow pasta, cashew cheese sauce, bread crumbs, scallions (contains nuts)
$16
$16
buffalo wings
buffalo seitan, ranch dressing
$16
$16
i’m still #1 korean bbq wings
gochujang bbq seitan, gochugaru ranch, sesame seeds (contains sesame)
$16
$16
the not crabby patties
fish cakes, brussels slaw, chili aioli, lemon, dill
$16
$16
we not going to sizzla coconut shrimp
fried coconut shrimp, arugula, chili lime aioli,
avocado salsa verde, pico
$16
plates
$20
i ain’t no chicken avocado ranch salad
kale, romaine, southern fried seitan, avocado, tomato, garlic croutons, parm, ranch (gluten free option)
$20
$21
your ego is not your amigo shrimp tacos
coconut shrimp, refried beans, romaine, pico, chili crema, cotija cheese, corn tortilla
$21
$21
chick-un & waffles
mini belgian waffles, southern fried seitan, marinated kale, maple mustard aioli, maple syrup
$21
$23
the italian stallion lasagna
w/ brown rice noodles, marinara, cashew tofu ricotta, carrots, kale, zucchini, numu mozzarella, parm (contains nuts, gluten free)
$23
$23
pollo guisado
seitan, potato, onion, red pepper, chili, garlic, spicy tomato sauce, cilantro lime rice
$23
$25
ropa nueva
pulled chunk™ steak, cilantro lime rice, black beans, peppers, onion, olive, tomato, cilantro
$25
$27
chef’s shroom v steak
oyster mushroom steak, crispy brussels sprouts, herb oil, rustic mashed potatoes (gluten free, soy free)
$27
$27
wavy gravy chunk™ steak frites
chunk medallion steak, thick cut potato fries, housemade gravy, parsley
$27
$20
zucchini scallopini
lightly breaded zucchini, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, parsley (soy free, gluten free option)
$20
$23
seitan scallopini
lightly breaded seitan, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, parsley
$23
sandwiches
add handcut fries or salad +4
$15
the lucky sheldon sandwich
marinated tofu, pumpkin seed pesto, sundried tomato, vertage mozzarella, lettuce, housemade bread (contains nuts)
$15
$15
the warrior sandwich
roasted mushrooms, onion, red pepper, smoked tomato, pumpkin seed pesto, housemade bread (soy free)
$15
$15
bangin’ blt
tempeh bacon, tomato, lettuce, zesty aioli, housemade bread. add avocado +4
$15
$15
chick-un sandwich
southern fried seitan, ranch, lettuce, housemade bread. make it buffalo or korean bbq +1
$15
add avocado +3
add numu mozzarella +3
$15
the cody maverick no fish sandwich
celeriac fish w/ remoluade, arugula, tomato, potato bun. add american cheese +3
$15
$17
uvk burger
housemade roasted mushroom barley patty, tomato, pickles, red onions, romaine, zesty aioli, potato bun. add avocado +3
$17
add shiitake or tempeh bacon +3
add numu mozzarella or american cheese +3
pizzas
$18
the big cheese pizza
red sauce, numu mozzarella
$18
$19
margherita pizza
red sauce, vertage mozzarella, basil (contains nuts, soy free)
$19
$19
dew drops in the garden pizza
pumpkin seed pesto, zucchini, mushrooms, red onion, caramelized onions, kale, red pepper, vertage mozzarella, parm (contains nuts, soy free)
$19
add shiitake bacon + 3
$20
buffalo 66 chick-un pizza
red sauce, fried buffalo seitan, numu mozzarella, ranch
$20
$20
the hollyhood special
red sauce, fried korean bbq seitan, numu mozzarella, gochugaru ranch, sesame seeds (contains sesame)
$20
$18
the lox & cream cheese pizza
housemade tomato lox, cream cheese, arugula, red onion, capers, dill, everything seasoning (contains sesame). add avocado +3
$18
breakfast all day
$15
i’ll be back belgian waffles
fresh fruit, powdered sugar, maple syrup
$15
$17
the golden child french toast
warming spices, fruit compote, toasted almonds, powdered sugar, maple syrup (soy free, contains nuts)
$17
$18
the big brando breakfast burrito
cilantro lime rice, black beans, marinated tofu, numu mozzarella, avocado, pico, flour tortilla
$18
make it buffalo or korean bbq +2
add shiitake bacon +3
add tempeh bacon +3
dessert
$7
banana chocolate chip loaf
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$7
$6
chocolate chip tahini cookie
(soy free)
$6
$13
mississippi mud pie
cookie crust, chocolate fudge
$13
$10
chocolate ice cream
coffee syrup, sea salt (gluten free, soy free)
$10
$10
cookie dough ice cream
vanilla w/ chocolate chip tahini cookies, salted caramel (soy free, contains sesame)
$10
$10
cereal ice cream
cap’n crunch’s crunch berries (soy free)
$10
$16
ice cream sandwich
chocolate chip tahini cookies, vanilla ice cream (soy free)
$16
$14
winter spice cake
w/ maple whipped cream frosting, brickle
$14
we have a full bar, cocktails, and mocktails
muse
$5
muse mushroom blend
spiced house mushroom blend, cacao, whipped cream
$5
$6
muse coffee
muse mushroom blend with coffee
$6
$5
muse iced tea
house mushroom blend, black tea, ginger, lemon, orange
$5
$9
the 1-up!
muse iced tea, elderberry elixer
$9
mocktails
add sea moss to any mocktail +2
$11
the orange juice jones
sea moss, orange, pineapple, cinnamon
$11
$14
suddenly sea moss
sea moss, seedlip garden 108, lime, cucumber, ginger
$14
$12
the world is yours
seedlip spice 94, grapefruit, lime, soda
$12
$12
the me, myself, and i
seedlip grove 42, cranberry, lime
$12
$12
the rebirth of slick
seedlip garden 108, lime, jalapeno
$12
$12
electric relaxation
seedlip garden 108, lime, cucumber, mint
$12
$12
ritual margarita
ritual tequila alternative, lime, lemon, orange
$12
$12
ritual rum punch
ritual rum alternative, pineapple, orange, lime, hibiscus
$12
$12
ritual whisky sour
ritual whiskey alternative, lemon, orange
$12
cocktails
$16
the pele
vodka, cointreau, lemon, hibiscus
$16
$14
moscow mule
vodka, lime, ginger beer
$14
$14
damn, that’s my jam!
tequila, lime, jam, jalapeno
$14
$14
margarita
tequila, lime, lemon, oj
$14
$16
the napoleon
gin, cointreau, campari, lemon
$16
$17
the iron mike
rum, bailey’s almande, coffee liqueur, coffee (contains nuts)
$17
$14
chef’s special daiquiri
rum, grapefruit, lime, chili flakes
$14
$14
old fashioned
bourbon, sugar, bitters
$14
$15
santos caipirinha
cachaca, lime, sugar
$15
$16
paris is drinking
st germain, prosecco, hibiscus
$16
$16
aperol spritz
aperol, prosecco, soda
$16
$18
uvk strong island
tequila, rum, vodka, gin, triple sec, lemon, ginger
$18