Our Menu
please tell your server if you have any allergies
shares & smalls
$12
soup du jour
ask your server for today's special
$12
$16
street style skewers
choice of seitan or grilled veggies, mango habanero sauce (gluten free option, soy free option)
$16
$16
the infamous loaded broccoli
garlic broccoli, housemade cashew cheese sauce, tempeh bacon (contains nuts)
$16
$13
muscles from brussels sprouts
herb oil, parm (gluten free, soy free)
$13
$12
buffalo cauliflower bites
buffalo breaded cauliflower, scallions, ranch dressing
$12
$16
mushroom empanadas
two empanadas with roasted shiitake and cremini mushrooms, numu mozzarella, parm, avocado salsa verde
$16
$16
illmatic mac n’ cheese
elbow pasta, cashew cheese sauce, bread crumbs, scallions (contains nuts)
$16
$16
buffalo wings
buffalo seitan, ranch dressing
$16
$16
i’m still #1 korean bbq wings
gochujang bbq seitan, gochugaru ranch, sesame seeds (contains sesame)
$16
$16
the not crabby patties
fish cakes, brussels slaw, chili aioli, lemon, dill
$16
$16
we not going to sizzla coconut shrimp
fried coconut konjac shrimp, arugula, chili lime aioli,
avocado salsa verde, pico
$16
plates
$22
nah, for real? ranch salad
kale, romaine, sauteed oyster mushrooms, street stylee veggies, avocado, tomato, garlic croutons, parm, ranch dressing (gfo)
$22
add shiitake bacon +3
add southern fried seitan +6
$21
your ego is not your amigo shrimp tacos
coconut konjac shrimp, refried beans, romaine, pico, chili crema, cotija cheese, corn tortilla
$21
$21
golden era chick-un & waffles
mini belgian waffles, southern fried seitan, marinated kale, maple mustard aioli, maple syrup
$21
$23
no pollo guisado
seitan, potato, onion, red pepper, chili, garlic, spicy tomato sauce, cilantro lime rice
$23
$25
ropa nueva
pulled chunk™ steak, cilantro lime rice, black beans, peppers, onion, olive, tomato, cilantro
$25
$25
billy oshi salmon pasta
oshi salmon, penne, lemon dill cream sauce, grape tomatoes, artichoke hearts, arugula, parm
$25
$27
chef’s shroom v steak
oyster mushroom steak, crispy brussels sprouts, herb oil, rustic mashed potatoes (gluten free, soy free)
$27
$27
heavy hitter steak sandwich
chunk™ steak filet, grilled mushrooms & onions, blue cheese, zesty aioli, pickles, arugula, potato bun, served with handcut fries
$27
$21
wild style zucchini scallopini
lightly breaded zucchini, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, parsley (soy free, gluten free option)
$21
$24
wild style seitan scallopini
lightly breaded seitan, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, parsley
$24
sandwiches
add handcut fries or salad +4
$16
the cody maverick no fish sandwich
celeriac fish w/ remoluade, arugula, tomato, potato bun.
$16
add american cheese +3
$16
the lucky sheldon sandwich
marinated tofu, pumpkin seed pesto, sundried tomato, numu mozzarella, lettuce, housemade bread
$16
gluten free option +1.5
$16
the warrior sandwich
roasted mushrooms, onion, red pepper, smoked tomato, pumpkin seed pesto, housemade bread (soy free)
$16
gluten free option +1.5
$16
bangin’ blt
tempeh bacon, tomato, lettuce, zesty aioli, housemade bread
$16
add avocado +3
gluten free option +1.5
$16
chick-un sandwich
southern fried seitan, ranch, lettuce, housemade bread
$16
make it buffalo or korean bbq +1
add avocado +3
$17
uvk burger
housemade roasted mushroom barley patty, tomato, pickles, red onions, romaine, zesty aioli, potato bun.
$17
add avocado +3
add shiitake or tempeh bacon +3
add numu mozzarella or american cheese +3
pizzas
$19
dew drops in the garden pizza
pumpkin seed pesto, zucchini, mushrooms, red onion, caramelized onions, kale, red pepper, numu mozzarella, parm
$19
add shiitake bacon + 3
$20
buffalo 66 chick-un pizza
red sauce, fried buffalo seitan, numu mozzarella, ranch
$20
$20
the hollyhood special
red sauce, fried korean bbq seitan, numu mozzarella, gochugaru ranch, sesame seeds (contains sesame)
$20
$20
the gracie art of choke pizza
white sauce, marinated artichoke hearts, kale, vertage mozzarella, pumpkin seed pesto, red pepper flakes, basil, parm (contains nuts)
$20
$22
the new pie on the block
ask your server for today's pizza special
$22
breakfast all day
$15
i’ll be back belgian waffles
fresh fruit, powdered sugar, maple syrup
$15
$17
the golden child french toast
warming spices, fruit compote, toasted almonds, powdered sugar, maple syrup (soy free, contains nuts)
$17
$18
the big brando breakfast burrito
cilantro lime rice, black beans, marinated tofu, numu mozzarella, avocado, pico, flour tortilla
$18
make it buffalo or korean bbq +2
add shiitake bacon +3
add tempeh bacon +3
dessert
$6
chocolate chip tahini cookie
(soy free)
$6
$13
mississippi mud pie
cookie crust, chocolate fudge
$13
$10
basil mint ice cream
w/ sea salt (soy free, gluten free)
$10
$10
cereal ice cream
cap’n crunch’s crunch berries (soy free)
$10
$14
lemon blueberry cake
w/ whipped cream frosting
$14
we have a full bar, cocktails, and mocktails
muse
$5
muse mushroom blend
spiced house mushroom blend, cacao, whipped cream
$5
add coffee +2
$5
muse iced tea
house mushroom blend, black tea, ginger, lemon, orange
$5
mocktails
add sea moss to any mocktail +2
$11
the orange juice jones
sea moss, orange, pineapple, cinnamon
$11
$12
go new york, go
seedlip spice 94, hibiscus, lime, jalapeno
$12
$12
ritual jalapeno margarita
ritual tequila alternative, lime, lemon, orange, jalapeno
$12
$12
ritual rum punch
ritual rum alternative, pineapple, orange, lime, hibiscus
$12
$12
ritual whisky hot toddy
ritual whiskey alternative, tea, lemon, cinnamon
$12
cocktails
$14
moscow mule
vodka, lime, ginger beer
$14
$15
damn, that’s my jam!
tequila, lime, jam, jalapeno
$15
$17
the iron mike
rum, bailey’s almande, coffee liqueur, coffee (contains nuts)
$17
$14
old fashioned
bourbon, sugar, bitters
$14
$16
paris is drinking
st germain, prosecco, hibiscus
$16
$16
aperol spritz
aperol, prosecco, soda
$16
GLUTEN FREE
$16
street stylee skewers
grilled veggies, mango habanero sauce (gluten free, soy free)
$16
$13
muscles from brussels sprouts
herb oil, parm (gluten free, soy free)
$13
$22
gf nah, for real? ranch salad
kale, romaine, sautéed oyster mushrooms, street stylee veggies, avocado, tomato, parm, ranch
$22
add tempeh bacon +3
add shiitake bacon +3
$21
your ego is not your amigo oyster mushroom tacos
sauteed oyster mushrooms, refried beans, romaine, pico, chili crema, cotija cheese, corn tortilla (gluten free)
$21
$27
chef’s shroom v steak
oyster mushroom steak, crispy brussels sprouts, herb oil, rustic mashed potatoes (gluten free, soy free)
$27
$21
gf zucchini scallopini
pan-seared zucchini, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, mashed potatoes, parsley (gluten free, soy free)
$21
$17
gf lucky sheldon sandwich
marinated tofu, pumpkin seed pesto, sundried tomato, numu mozzarella, lettuce, gluten free bread
$17
add handcut fries +4
$17
gf warrior sandwich
roasted mushrooms, onion, red pepper, smoked tomato, pumpkin seed pesto, gluten free bread (gluten free, soy free)
$17
add handcut fries +4
$17
gf bangin’ blt
tempeh bacon, tomato, lettuce, zesty aioli, gluten free bread (gluten free)
$17
add handcut fries +4
$18
the big brando burrito bowl
cilantro lime rice, black beans, marinated tofu, numu mozzarella, avocado, pico (gluten free)
$18
make it buffalo or korean bbq tofu +2
SOY FREE
$15
street stylee skewers
grilled veggies, mango habanero sauce (gluten free, soy free)
$15
$13
muscles from brussels sprouts
herb oil, parm (gluten free*, soy free)
$13
$27
chef’s shroom v steak
oyster mushroom steak, crispy brussels sprouts, herb oil, rustic mashed potatoes (gluten free*, soy free)
$27
$21
your ego is not your amigo oyster mushroom tacos
sauteed oyster mushrooms, refried beans, romaine, pico, cotija cheese, corn tortilla (gluten free, soy free specify no chili crema)
$21
$21
zucchini scallopini
lightly breaded zucchini, lemon caper sauce w/ mixed mushrooms, rustic mashed potatoes, parsley (soy free)
$21
$15
the warrior sandwich
roasted mushrooms, onion, red pepper, smoked tomato, pumpkin seed pesto, housemade bread (soy free, gluten free option)
$15
$17
the golden child french toast
warming spices, fruit compote, toasted almonds, powdered sugar, maple syrup (soy free, contains nuts)
$17
$19
dew drops in the garden pizza
pumpkin seed pesto, zucchini, mushrooms, red onion, kale, red pepper (specify no cheese)
$19
ONION/GARLIC FREE
$13
muscles from brussels sprouts
herb oil, parm (gf*, sf)
$13
$16
we not going to sizzla coconut shrimp
coconut breaded konjac shrimp (specify no dipping sauces)
$16
$27
chef’s shroom v steak
oyster mushroom steak, crispy brussels sprouts, herb oil, rustic mashed potatoes (gluten free, soy free)
$27
$27
wavy gravy steak frites
chunk™ medallion steak, thick cut potato fries, parsley (specify no gravy)
$27
$19
dew drops in the garden pizza
pumpkin seed pesto, zucchini, mushrooms, kale, red pepper, numu mozzarella, parm (specify no onions)
$19
$15
mini belgian waffles
fresh fruit, powdered sugar, maple syrup
$15
$17
golden french toast
warming spices, fruit compote, toasted almonds, powdered sugar, maple syrup (sf, contains nuts, nfo)
$17
sides/sauces/extras
zesty aioli, maple mustard aioli, cilantro lime rice, sauteed oyster mushrooms, avocado, vertage mozzarella (cn), numu mozzarella, housemade bread